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My Running Incident! :-P

Posted by: Andrew  :  Category: Just For Laughs, Running

5763uacs 262x300 My Running Incident! : P

I thought that I’d try out a pair compression shorts and see if they live up to the hype.  So I got myself a great deal for some white Under Armour at £7.99.

After deciding that they were too kinky to be running around in under 4 inch shorts I opted to wear them under my tracksuit bottoms.

After a warm up power walk I had arrived at my start point, revved and ready to tear up the path to a new PB, I took off running.

Around a sharp corner, through a little alleyway, a little straight, cross the road at the lights… a big decline is coming up so I have a oportunity to use it to my advantage and up my pace.

I tear down the hill, but somethings not right….

What’s that draft at my butt :-P AAAARRRRRRHHHH!!! I scream to a halt just to catch my tracksuit bottoms sliding off my shiny hips on their way down to my knees! :-D

I caught them just in time, gosh I hope no one seen that! I thought to my self.

After fixing myself and tying my tracksuit bottoms a little tighter I set off again.  The thoughts of exposing my rear in public was enough to slow me down and quash any expectations of setting a new PB.

Lesson learned, compression shorts are good, i.e. they hold all your bits in place, but don’t ware them with tracksuit bottoms that are too big for you!


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